BIGFOOT

Bigfoot is intersting and covered in hair. I hear he has a big foot. Tom and I are leaving next week for a 3 year tracking adventure in which we hope to catch, tame, and breed bigfoots. We will be filming our journey and will make a series called "Small feet follow Big feet." We already have several sponsors from the Underground Association of Bigfoot Enthusiasts (UABE). Not to brag or anything, but there are some pretty big people pushing for us to succeed.  We already have like ten dollars saved up for our bus fare. Anyway, we carved a unique bigfoot mating call out of toilet porcelain that is pretty legit. It uses sound as well as echo location. If Bigfoot is ever within a 6-foot radius we will for sure  locate him. I predict after only a few months we will have a whole herd of them found and possibly even trained. The reason I am posting this on here is because I need some help from the surrounding local communities. With all these Bigfoots which we will have, we need somewhere to keep them. If any of you have any spare space around the house and could store one for a while please let us know (for size reference see the picture below). They should be fairly house trained upon delivery. Based on my research they do not shed and eat pine cones and various species of house flies. Our sponsors will be more than happy to re-imburse any expenses incurred. Which brings up my second request, if anyone of you can sponsor us that would be great. We think we'll only need roughly $100,000 for minor trip expenses. Thanks for your friendship. We will strive to still remember you when we are super rich and famous and stuff.